If you’d ever met imaginary children you’d understand.

Do you mean to tell us that you are not in fact down with the clown?

If they can work Herbie and That Darn Cat into the movie then Disney will finally have its own Avengers.

In the business we call that look an Amélie.

It was all Zaslav’s idea!

Oooooooooooooo!

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“Up the ol’ apples ‘n pears, me ol’ shoe leather!”

Do you think their kid goes to school, is being home schooled, or is having his education completely neglected? I got a distinct sense that the kid has absolutely no life outside of the house and whatever time he spends with the neighbor.

Have I got a hose for them!

Thanks to capitalism we can’t afford any of the other lenses, so marxism it is.

Steven Colbert is forever remembered for the role of Steven Colbert.

There are no winners here. There are only the dying and the damned.

Scientists are working on that.

Does this mean cinema is doomed or not?

I do not use cocaine. Cocaine? Don’t mind if I do!

Whoa-whoa-whoa. Lemme get this straight: I chartered you for an international flight, so you’re baking a cake?

In a world of C.S.I.s and N.C.I.S.s, if you don’t have a 10+ year run and at least two spinoffs you are a catastrophe of a series. We should be on S.W.A.T.: Kennebunkport by now!

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