Al Lowe is about to get a phone call from Hollywood.

Alternate Headline:

The A.V. Club?

They weren’t tricked. They wanted it made as well. Hollywood is run by a secret cabal of Honey Humpers, as bee fetishists call themselves.

To speak it or spell his name correctly three times is to make him appear!

Every streaming thing has to have at least one scene with a gorilla or something that the protagonist thinks is a gorilla so a gorilla can be depicted in the teaser image because the data shows people are more likely to click play on a streaming thing with a gorilla on the teaser image than a thing without a gorilla…

Life is precious and God and the bible.

Either way, wears the heck out of a blue dress.

Stray Observations, both Emilios Lizardo, and the Jonas Smothers. That’s when Dickie Smothers sits on Kevin Jonas’s face and just lets go, but then Kevin has to baby bird it into the mouth of one of his brothers, but not the one you think.

As a horror fan, I was deeply offended by Vincent Price’s Charles Dexter Ward impersonation.

He can do it!

-> Nora Dunn

10 minutes if we’re lucky. I suspect he’s only in it for 5.

We need to expand the Court of Public Opinion to counteract decades of Republicans locking out justices appointed by Democratic administrations while rubber stamping those appointed by their own without proper review.

Why, my uncle Thumper had a problem with his apostate, and he had to take these big pills and drink lots of water.

I want characters that died in the first Meg back with no explanation!

Yes, I am anticipating the summer movie season with dread.

An ancient curse prophesied to haunt the A.V. Club until the end of time.

Once again Paul Giamatti has a plum role stolen out from under him.