I had both read to me when I was a little kid and I loved them both. My family stills says “eat it or wear it” in response to certain food items.

Kraven the Hunter, why are you rated R?

Damn, that is a dated reference. I remember those commercials airing on the radio in the mid 90s. Way to keep it current, GOP.

Red leather yellow leather red leather yellow leather.

It’s perfectly fine to wish death upon Keanu. In fact, in some contexts it’s considered polite and even expected. Just don’t wish death upon his dog unless you have a death wish upon yourself.

This nonsense is draining critical resources and manpower from more pressing investigations. At this rate the FBI will never learn how to lose a guy in 10 days or how to train your dragon.

A camp comedy icon, a reference on The Simpsons, and a Goblin King in a Hobbit. Humphries did it all! Rest well, mate.

I got a semprini notification for this?

Superfudge!

But there’s still hope for the Sorcerer’s Apprentice show I assume is in the works, right?

Good for him! My household shall look forward to this.

Just so long as Kane Hodder plays Cleopatra’s vengeful mummy in the final episode which I presume involves horny teens camping along the banks of the Nile and getting murdered everyone will be satisfied.

Did it make a billion dollars? Is Super Mario Bros. in the three comma club?

It was all thanks to the quiet wisdom of a rural juror.

They benefit their agents, and in the end aren’t agents the real celebrity families?

How long before he forgets to pay for his own blue check mark, and how long until he realizes he doesn’t have it afterwards?

I don’t know. He could still surprise us. History loves a 2nd act twist.

That's true. For him it could have been just another Tuesday.

Depends how much he values his career and the instincts of his cynical agent.