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The Gob Hoblin
thegobhoblin

So cruel you once hanged Groundskeeper Willie's father for stealing a pig.

Then give me back my jacket! I said you could borrow it, not keep it.

Chainsaw fins!

And Chris Pratt can be in this too. Why not?

What was the monster’s favorite flavor of Slusho?

One is personal and not going to make headline. The other is Gen Con's well intentioned but needlessly restrictive new event content policy that they refuse to answer any clarifying questions about.

They are wrong to want this.

As both a fan and professional in the world of tabletop gaming, the OGL kerfuffle is the third thing that's happened this year that makes me want to throw up my hands and turn my back on this whole fucking industry.

Glad to know he’s finally getting a movie.

I’m set for the day! Thank you.

Run this with an article about why dialogue is mixed too quiet and all other things are mixed too loud and I’m set for the day.

Bring back Wagon Train!

All those scenes were dreams.

The real question is, in 2022 did IP too freely?

These aren’t reptile eggs!

“Based on a story George R. R. Martin liked" is the new “Suggested by”

That's only in Pre-Crisis continuity.

They say he's trapped in that book to this day!

I was raised Methodist, and we only used the real thing.

It’ll be bigger than the badger blaster!