Please, the proper term is "bell ends"

I think it's a Jacob's Ladder scenario, and we're the ladder.

I’m still holding out for The Ass of Lust: A XXX Parody.

Now put up that picture of me on the horse!

I wish I had his agent!

Whither Captain N: The Game Master?

A cunning disguise! Well, a cunting disguise, anyway.

So did George Washington Carver, and look at him now!

That was his alias, yes.

It's pretty hard.

Like the time he was chased across the British countryside by three Nazis, two Beefeaters, a weird looking bald man, an old man being pushed in his rickety wheelchair by a sexy nurse, a dozen women in their underwear, and a bobby to the tune of Yakey Sax.

I’d pay to see Lankhmar brought to life of the big screen.

It's a miracle!

Alternate headline: TNT Puts Snowpiercer on Ice

Nepo babies are out, hobo babies are in! I'd like to hear from Boxcar Willie Jr.

And how War Planets became Shadow Raiders in Canada.

Starred for Sturgeon's Law.

It’s Jacob El-Ordi! Get an editor fluent in Kryptonese, A.V. Club!

I deserve this giant Toblerone!

“Antifa is trying to lay a finger on the nation’s butterfingers!”