I thought he already played for the Browns.

And to think that this is merely the first of two interviews the Cowboys require before signing a player.

[REDACTED] is a hell of a drug

Manu: How bad is it Doc?

I am so saddened that Greg has kidnapped you, tied you up, flogged you mercilessly and forced you to click on this article. It is even worse that he threatened to kill your entire family unless you commented on how much you do not care about this article.

Andy Reid also banned hoverboards last week, saying he felt they caused his team to move too quickly for his taste.

If you picture that coming through a penis, you can see what my dad went through when, delirious with pain after a prostate op, he pulled a catheter out without deflating the balloon that holds it in the bladder.

That’s how I feel sometimes, when I forget to dig in my nose for a while. The findings... Are glorious.

He’s faking it

You got to know when to hold it.

You can’t be flopping the nuts at a poker table.

Surprised he didn’t go to the restroom. Would have thought he’d be a fan of flushes.

Reporter: Can you tell me about the halftime adjustments you made?

The warm, moist, slightly pungent hand of victory.