They’re lucky to have escaped Fanadik Island before being eaten by the native fauna.

Despite his comments about at least two of his daughters (Tiffany here, the comments about Ivanka saying “If she weren’t my daughter...”), I actually don’t think he wants to have sex with his own children. Rather, I think he believes that the highest compliment you can give a woman is to call her fuckable. Which leads…

Drumpf get’s his small hands from his mom

“...fucking dumb elitists!

Yankee Power!”

“Yankees are a bunch of douchebags” - sing it to the tune of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song..it’s fun!

Well fuck you kinda just nailed me down and stared into my soul

I 100% don’t get the snark. Life can be lonely AF and not all of us like being glued to our Laptops commenting on Jezebel all day eating cheese and intermitenly checking out cats on Neko Atsume. Community living is great but hard to carry out in cities, as long as the price is reasonable this is a fab alternative

Retirement living for the generation that will never be able to retire!

Vader’s fire-damaged helmet to play the role of Yorick.

I heard that BB-8 will be playing the role of Polonius.

Sing it.

Oh no, this is very sad. I worked on a movie with her on Catalina Island a few years ago. She was a lovely human being, very kind and appreciative of the crew’s (me, my peers) hard work. She will be missed.

I am glad he recovered. he is killing it on LofT.

As someone who also experienced significant depression-related weight gain, Wentworth’s post meant a lot. On top of having to deal with despair, sadness, etc., packing on the pounds via one of the only means of “happiness” available to me (at the time), sucked big time. And then, people (friends, family members) felt…

Harper Lee? Totally low energy. Complete loser. When was the last time she wrote a book? Have you seen the books I wrote. They have the best words in them. Not like her words. Did you hear that Atticus is racist? The blacks love me. Buy Trump Steaks.

Me, as a child-support paying divorced mom with 50/50 physical custody, who still buys school uniforms and new shoes and haircuts for my kids because my ex-husband won’t.

While he was making six figures, to boot. He left them high and dry then, but we’re supposed to feel sorry for him now? .

A very religious man was once caught in rising floodwaters. He climbed onto the roof of his house and trusted God to rescue him. A neighbour came by in a canoe and said, “The waters will soon be above your house. Hop in and we’ll paddle to safety.”

Oh my God, I loved this movie SOOOOO much. We took the 5-year-old to see it last night, and while he really liked it, I think my husband and I laughed harder and longer than even he did.