Before people start in on knowing how much they make before I made it my major, shut the fuck up.

That’s one of my favorite jokes in Grosse Point Blank, that John Cusack just tells people he’s a professional hitman and everyone laughs it off as gallows humor. That movie is so underrated to me, also a great soundtrack

ANOTHER British dude playing an ineffable Entity with a penis. Ladies need to own up - the accent.....it's all about the accent (Hiddleston, Mison, even Denisof's fake one).

I agree with you about the dirty fantasies fuel. Besides I’m too busy fantasizing telling Alexander Skarsgard to bite me where it counts.

I like it and I think the fact that he tells everyone is hilarious.

Yep. I feel like the shrink when I watch this.

He can fuck me straight to hell....

Right but just to be clear. Lucifer is REALLY FUCKING SEXY in this show. Like. really really really sexy.

Lucy, i mean Tom Ellis can step by my place at any time

It’s a little more than “not exactly what happened.”

Thank you so much for sharing your story.

So you’re saying you made a well thought out, reasonable decision about your health and your body; the people responsible for it did not judge or subject you to their personal bias; and your supportive partner was there for you and cared for you before, during and after.

He won me over in Kinky Boots

*sighs* He’s so great.

Oh a much much lower scale, it reminds me of the time I received an invoice (at work) for 23 cents from a vendor. Twenty. Three. Cents. They spent 48 cents mailing me a 23 cent invoice.

Whenever I start feeling like I’m a little too cultured and high-brow, all I have to do is read a round-up like this. The fact that a 37 year old woman would be crying with laughter over poop stories proves that I will never really grow up.

Baby Poop is the worst poop. After changing several hundred (if not thousands) of diapers, including quite a few “explosions,” I can honestly say that getting shit on myself no longer grosses me out or even bothers me. Poop Immunity.

Also, Dope! Dope was awesome.

True story: the 90's were much much better for black people on TV and movies than today. Like waaay better.

Dune. Arrakis. Dessert planet.