This wedding shit is getting out of hand. The universe does not revolve around 1) you or 2) your wedding budget or 3) your gift registry. It’s a party you chose to throw, people are not legally bound to show up (even when they said they would). Weddings are becoming the outlet of choice for asshole behavior nowadays.

Move on, dear. Move on.

Possibly the most offensive article that Jezebel has ever published.

I sincerely love it when you guys publish articles that exist for the sole purpose of making people irrationally OUTRAGED.

nah bro. fall is da best. fuckin best apples ever, beautiful sunny skies and crisp air..gtfo wit dis shit.

“we cannot allow items on campus that can be perceived to pose a threat.”

Insane relatives on Facebook?

Ungreyed for this, and also WHERE DID YOU GET THESE

I’ve got my souvenir cups from the last one. Hope to add to my collection!

I want to place a bet that Barack “No Fucks” Obama smokes a cigarette during his next State of the Union.

Watching Matt Damon defend the integrity of the teaching profession is a pretty good palate cleanser (while standing next to his beaming mother - a teacher).

She wore the shirt when Vera wouldn’t give into pressure and sign the divorce papers. Both she and Danny are gross and deserve each other.

Posting this image, just in case people don’t know what you’re referring to:

Hell, even if there isn’t more to this story, I still say, “Fuck Julia Roberts.”

I won’t call her out on the affair—he broke vows, she didn’t. She owes nothing to another person’s marriage. That said, the way she taunted the first wife was borderline sociopathic.

Ha! Julia Roberts is the worst and I hope he’s leaving her ass. Karma and all that jazz. Vera you knew this day would come!! Shouldn’t gloat because of the kids but damn Julia sucks!!

Word. There is literally no “more to the story” that would justify that whole shirt business. Trashy.

After Julia Roberts started dating that married dude and then went around wearing a shirt rubbing it in the wife’s face, FUCK Julia Roberts. I’m sure there’s more to the story but still, not classy.

I’m so over email-gate. It's the most boring imaginary political scandal ever.