My first one is always a little ‘ehhh.’ Maybe the pan’s not hot enough, not enough oil, I dunno. Lately I’ve been using the waffle iron. {Now I want chicken and waffles.}

It’s about time someone gave that guy an opportunity to speak his mind!

Um

me trying to interpret this article:

Can I ask a question?

“Ivy League school”

“Won’t someone please think of the five-time-so-far accused rapist?!?”

I believe you, but this is what you do with chia seeds-

are you telling me that the jade egg in my pussy isn’t removing toxins?

“She looks like an ass got welded to her face.”

I’m’a guess mommy drank a lot while incubating that lot.

So that black-to-white grand jury ratio corresponds almost exactly to the demographics in DC.

Not a single one of them has an adult face, either. It’s weird.

Tiffany and Baron look like they might be OK-looking but... mostly angles and Trump going above his looks weight class with their mothers

I’m pretty sure his dad is still the dumbest Trump. It took him until he hit his 70s to stumble into his first real job.

Not for nothing, but the Trump family is REMARKABLY ugly. Like, there is no one pretty among them. It’s staggering. Usually even ugly people have one average looking child.

Not a vampire. Vampires have adult teeth.