I’ve already hardened my heart against him. Don’t make me think about how darling he’d look in a peignoir.

Janet should come on stage and tear out Justin’s crotch area, revealing one ball with a fidget spinner spinning on it.

Oh, she’s definitely an aggressively boring actress/person. I just like those two things.

I didn’t know about the fuck you to 7th heaven, but that’s good to know. My opinion of her is slightly elevated now. I just find her ridiculously boring and can’t figure out how she’s managed to have a career for so long. So I get irritable about it, because it’s easier to focus on that than things that matter in the…

Kushner registering to vote.

Thank you! I’m sick of these felons complaining about their options after getting out. No one will hire me! No one will rent to me! My shitty TV show was cancelled after six seasons! Stop bitching and accept responsibility for your actions!

“I’m Rand Paul and I approve this message.”

Maybe her burka was in the cleaners.

Kinja needs other options for flagging posts, and this makes me think one of them should be “I’m concerned for this poster’s mental health.”

“You know what I’m going to do when I’m president?” He asked, begging for ideas or direction.

“hasn’t given Trump a chance”

I spent the whole weekend in comfy clothes without makeup. It was glorious. The amount of effort and money spent on looking maintained can be used playing with my dogs or sending it to a charity that rescues dogs or buying cute dog related toys and such. Basically, time and money on nails/looking pretty is better…

Seriously, as a sufferer of a lot of sinus infections that I milked to stay home from school alone as a middle schooler, about 75% of what I learned about personal safety and abusers came from Oprah and Lifetime. And eating disorders.

I don’t know, I may have watched too many 90's Lifetime movies, but he looks abusive and misogynistic to me. (PS: Lifetime movies get a lot of shit, but no joke, I learned a lot of really important lessons about consent and the signs of abuse from those movies.)

K.J. Apa, who is currently making headlines because he fell asleep at the wheel after a 14.2-hour work day and crashed his car into a light pole.

Kimmel is stepping up his game to compete with Last Week Tonight. In seriousness it’s no surprise he understands it better, he has an actual investment on what it does as opposed to the lawmakers.

Office plant.

So an octopus can unscrew a jar from the inside. Big deal.