Besides the obvious, low-hanging fruit of physical appearance: because Igloo never did The Pivot. She started out as a shitty white rapper and has faded into irrelevance as a shitty white rapper. Miley started out the wholesome little Disney girl, went through her “phase”, had her come-to-white-Jesus moment, and now…

Charlie of Charlie’s Angels is, of course, the best-known heroine dealer.

I assume he’s finally getting back together with Greenlee Smythe du Pres Devane Hayward Lavery?

They are trying to bang their heads against the wall that’s not going to be built.

A more fitting punishment is to tell them they are getting 5 years probation and then jail them for a year. That would be a great reaction vid.

To me a “prank” is something silly and genuinely funny, not something that sends people into tears before you pull the “just kidding.”

I wait until I’m asked for a dick pic, because I was raised right, I’m old-fashioned, I’m a gentleman.

This is my hometown. Here’s the local report.

Hmmmmm.....Strange: “mommy porn” sounds like the the kind of thing that would draw a like from Mike Pence rather than Ted Cruz.

If you had asked me that when I was a new mother, I would have told “mommy porn” would be me watching someone else (anyone- I have no standards) clean my house, do laundry and change diapers while I rest for just one fucking minute.

An internet friend* of mine is in Florida. She’s not evacuating because a)she’s not in an evac area and b)she can’t afford to. Her family is in Canada. (Yes, she moved from Canada to Florida. Her husband is worth it.)

Excuse me?! The GOP’ers will also tweet their “thoughts and prayers” to the Dreamers as they are deported. Ok?! What else do you want from them? I mean they only have complete control over the executive and legislative branches of our government!

*shock*

I feel like I am being kidnapped. I don’t want to go with you to a second location, Taylor.

I have reacted to this the same way I reacted to the first single, i.e. declared it to be a tyre fire and then immediately committed to listening to it on repeat for the next three days solid in the sure knowledge that I am going to end up accidentally loving it. I am so confused in my feelings. I am liking both posts…

You mean Officer “Hold the phone to your ear so you look too busy to get involved” here?

You got that so gottdamn right.

Pet peeve: It’s the Affordable Care Act. Please stop calling it ‘Obamacare.’ That is a ridiculous weaponized nickname created by the GOP to turn people against it.

I mean, he calls himself a cowboy but does he even cath?