Also called “Waitressing at Bubba Gumps on Senior Wednesday”

Me too! I’m so here for this era

This. Shake it Off wasn’t a fabulous lead single (compared to the others), but it set the tone. Something new.

I do appreciate your pragmatism to counter my despair. I’m having pancakes tomorrow with real maple syrup. That will greatly influence my view of this weekend.

Nicki Minaj could and should be a lot more selective about which singers’ tracks she adds her vocals to.

That’s a naive sentiment: CBP traditionally closes the checkpoints in natural disasters, because the misdemeanor (yes, it’s a misdemeanor) of crossing the border illegally does not trump public safety. And that’s public safety in all circumstances: perhaps you would be surprised by the occasional traffic flushes at…

“Interestingly enough, you also have to rotate that swastika 45 degrees for it to resemble the Reich’s swastika.”

When you are in a an absurd racist apoplectic fit over brown people being in the country, logic and a humane concern for life tend not to be strong points

Packs (flocks doesn’t cut it) of these creatures walk out into the busy street in front of my house, without regard to cars bearing down on them. Drivers have to screech to a halt, and slowly pass through them. After, and only after, the car had cleared the pack one of the males will start aggressively squacking and…

You left the ultimate one out:

Hey- they held a prayer meeting and scheduled people in shifts to stand on the beach holding Bibles up to ward away the storm. What more could you possibly ask for?

I’m a special education teacher on maternity leave, and now I kinda want to write and IEP for Trump.

I think it’s fucking brilliant that she’s apparently facing the whole snake thing head on, instead of keeping her pert little nose in the air as per her typical ice queen style. It certainly has me more interested than I would be otherwise.

I do not care what her track list is. I just care that we are FINALLY getting a new album. I am living for this. Can’t wait for her new single to drop tomorrow night. 🙌🙌🙌

Katy Perry’s Hufflepuff ass shouldn’t have even tried to play games with a Slytherin, tbqh.

Because if theres one thing that comes to mind when I hear her music its a deadly predator and certainly not braces and babysitting money.

Oh, you macabre fucker.

Before we jump to conclusions, I think it’s important to acknowledge the violence on both sides.