thegirlriots
thegirlriots
thegirlriots

Maybe Kevin couldn’t wait.

Chin up, Erinn Hayes, this is probably a blessing in disguise. For starters, you don’t have to kiss Kevin James anymore.

My fan theory is that she faked her own death to escape a suffocating marriage.

I’m a Donna truther.


It looks better in the second picture. They should leave it like that because when they try to restore it, well, need I remind anyone what happens in that case?

“But I had to wonder...is it ME who’s being shaded? Or everybody?”

You can wear a welding mask to view the eclipse, provided that it’s got Shade 14 glass.

Actually, when he looks up at the sun like that, it isn’t harmful at all, because his head is so far up his ass.

I saw this image on Facebook and genuinely thought it was a joke. Some press photo from the past few months and...

I’m currently pregnant, and have had no less than three people tell me I should stay indoors; one suggested that I wear read panties and a safety pin to prevent harm to my spawnling.

And his writing of women in recent years hasn’t been all that, either. I’ve got real issues with the way he’s written Black Widow (Whedon did Avengers and Age of Ultron). Whedon’s Widow is consistently more emotionally fragile than the character appears in pretty much every other movie in the MCU. In the others she is

Have you tried being a white male? I hear that goes over well in interviews.

Pence has the best strategy here, probably established since before Trump took office: Lay low, be bland, don’t be noticed by ANYONE. He’s like that one person in every Settlers of Catan game: while the others are squabbling and sabotaging each other and stealing wood and sheep and busting up the Longest Road left and

As a deaf person (and engineer) who grew up with strong public schools that provided sign-language interpreters for me, I really, really want to see Betsy DeVos gone next.

He really does look like Pizza the Hutt.

Regardless of her own views, I seriously doubt she would enjoy parallels being drawn between her daughter and nazis. Even the nazis seem to not like parallels between themselves and nazis.

The assholery stems from putting the notice on the bill.

What is a lawful cavity search though? I wasn’t aware there was such a thing. I have a rather colorful past. I was arrested and suspected of having narcotics on me and they had a female officer feel up my fully clothed crotch and shake out my bra- that’s it.

He wouldn’t know a fact if it grabbed him by the pussy.

Yeah, Hemsworth is selling himself short. The order of Chrises is a matter of personal preference apart from first (Pine) and last places (Pratt).