Yeah, I will generally come down on her side. But as PinkBunnyHat said below, if you can’t use the dinglehopper correctly, well I don’t have time you anymore.

Wow call me too invested in it or whatever but I actually fucking HATE Amber’s post. If you’re not going to commit to putting the prongs in your hair you don’t deserve to share a diptych with Ariel you HACK.

And like clockwork, here your transphobic ass comes in again like a bad case of herpes.

Well you are the expert on predictable and mediocre.

1.) Pretend the last season of the show never happened.
2.) Pretend the last year or two of Roseanne’s real life never happened.

A male feminist walks into a bar

Also, this.

He’ll just build a seawall. And France will pay for it.

“According to the Washington Post, it is believed that the woman was in a relationship with Moore and the children are his biological sons.”

That’s why the Whole World calls him Dolt45 and America calls him Orange Foolius. Sheesh. I wish he’d just go away already.

This is so fake. If it was a book by Trump it would obviously end in chapter 11.

e) reads letter supporting Dump from a two year old named Radish

Insofar as they’re both mammals, yes, you were close.

I expect more diplomacy and tact from my interns. I would expect more from anyone over the age of 10. If they’re under 10, they probably shouldn’t be talking to other world leaders.

Also, both have a 2 and a 0 among their digits. They’re basically the same number, really.

I’m also curious how 1,250 “looks like” 2,000.

That piglet one killed me and I kind of want to needlepoint it.

Kara going all Hollywood on us:

I will both listen to someting else AND Hagen on their appearance and you CAN’T STOP ME

A-ca-scuse me?