I know Snoop’s history is problematic, but he brings me so much happiness. Every appearance or social media post is just uplifting or funny.
thegirlriots
thegirlriots
no one believes you have a girlfriend, bro.
I always hide it behind crossword puzzles in every store I am in. I know that 2 of the cashiers that work at my local dollar store not only see me do it but never move shit back until the end of their shift unless the little turtle guy that owns the place comes in for the day.
ABC is doing a great job with diverse sitcoms. I’m not worried at all
Except that I do fucking know her. Soooooo. . . .
Why is this band a thing???
As the Buddha once said, “The suffering of others does not become real until one suffers through reading a blog written by White moms.”
You’d think our leaders could at least offer our children a modest proposal.
Umm excuse me I affixed a bumper sticker to my car that says “can’t feed ‘em, don’t breed ‘em” and so clearly I have done my part in helping solve child hunger and structural inequality. Now, off to vote for cuts to health care that I’m sure will never affect myself or anyone I love because I am neither a child nor…
I can’t afford to invest in the manufacturers, but I bet if I work long and hard enough, I could get some bootstraps long enough to hang myself.
All of that can be avoided by using the do not disturb function.
I’M NOT CRYING YOU’RE CRYING.
I am so fucking disappointed that it’s for a movie and she doesn’t randomly recreate famous movie outfits just to make a coffee run.
I just spoke with Satan, and he is not on board with this. He does not want a sudden flood of Senators and is afraid that McConnell will take over. I’m paraphrasing, but he said something like “Sure, this is Hell, but sheesh, let’s be reasonable.”
The fit of Rihanna’s dress bothers me so much
When he sees that, he’ll sack Sessions for dissing him!
“Berenstein Bears”
Channing Tatum as Captain America understood that reference.
Berenstain*