I think the kid has some serious mental illness going on. I actually feel sorry for him. I keep waiting for him to go publicly and spectacularly off the rails, a la Brittney Spears/Lyndsey Lohan/Kanye, etc, but so far he’s been managed pretty carefully. He’s got a lot of people who are dependent on him for their…

FWIW, the non-Bieber version of Despacito is great, and SO MUCH BETTER than the version with him in it.

His smash-and-grab at a massive EU hit like “Despacito”, 4 months after it was a hit, always struck me as... something very odd is going on.

Step outside and settle this Aaron Burr-style?

I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh, people out there in our nation don’t have maps and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in the Northeast...

No gracias :). Lo rompen lo compran!

three “female senators from the Northeast,”

Mine was dramatic, but that’s because I asked them to change the music to classical and the song that played was Ride of the Valkyries.

You know, I can’t complain. It’s nice that these guys are getting vasectomies instead of relying on the womenz to prevent pregancy. I’m also glad that they are open enough to share that with other men.

I was a bit delighted at the fact that biotech bros were mentioned. I mean, other than finance bros, can we think of any group that’s more rife with men who probably shouldn’t reproduce?

Isn’t it bad to drink alcohol if you’re going to bleed/get an incision?

I told my husband about this and he said “hell no. I don’t want to watch sports and hang out with bros”

A limousine recently delivered a group of biotech employees from the same firm, he said. With jazz playing in the background, “I move like the wind,” Dr. Turek said, finishing each man after a song or two, about eight minutes.

And I thought timing my vasectomy with the NCAA tournament was the most ‘bro’ thing I could do.

Eh. anything that takes some of the weight off of women about pregnancy prevention is cool with me. Get yer snip on Bro-sephs.

Still less painful than a group bro-state exam.

You’re missing the obvious Kinja Turtles joke…

Kind, fatherly (or motherly I guess), a lover of justice, truth and small confectioneries.

This hurts because Davison was my (first) Doctor. (Then they hit the eighth, whom I loved immediately, and then the fourth, and I gained a fondness for the others over time.) 

Peter Davison isn’t even his grandson’s favourite Doctor.