Both my grandmother and my mother had/have meningiomas. My grandma had hers removed because it was pressing on her brain and really fucking her up. She started having occasional lapses where she’d just not know who my aunt was, that the place they were was her house, etc, etc. She lived for many years after, and we…

¿Porque no los dos?

I’ll never forget the time I was interpreting a tour of the local jail. The woman leading it was gleeful when she’s said, “Those are the ICE detainees. We don’t even have to feed them!”

All the dick jokes! Always!

If you’re hard up for a laugh, a sex/poop joke will get you there.

Oh god I loved The Rescuers. You’ve found my Disney Kryptonite!

However will Disney manage to continue?

I think you’re probably right. I was maybe inarticulate, too, in my point. Because, yeah, there are tons of hackey comics, but men are so quick to label women as “lady comics” or roll their eyes or whatever as soon as a woman mentions her femaleness on stage, whether it’s a hackey vagina joke or not. Then these same…

This makes me sad. As a female comic, we already get so much of this shit from well-meaning dude comics who “just want to give you some advice.” Usually there’s a sort of instant camaraderie between us because it’s a shared experience.

The soup mix onion dip is so freaking good. Now I want onion dip.

#christiecookie

Noooooo! This is truly the darkest timeline.

They probably just stuck him in a room full of mirrors and money.

This is adorable.

The tweets speak for themselves.

Thanks. It’s unfortunate that comedy fodder this good is also the worst timeline.

I also completely get that. We’re all coping however we can. I hope you’re practicing self care as best you can.

I’m learning to find joy in the information itself, rather than expect something concrete to happen. I don’t want to say I’ve given up, I haven’t, but I realized that waiting for the thing that will FINALLY and this administration’s undoing was just making me crazy. They want a reality show? I’ll watch it and be…

Trump actually wants the earth to get warmer because he misses the climate in Hell.

I love Hanson so fucking much. I loved Taylor Hanson so much as a kid that not only did I have my very first period the day before I got to witness a Hanson press’s conference, but I managed to marry a long-haired, piano playing Oklahoman. I thought the song was fine, I guess. The video was cute, though. They have so…