That’s my default!

Am I laughing or crying?

He and Trump must go to the same guy.

Every since news broke that someone inside the White House was under investigation I’ve been singing the old “it can only be Jared” jingle.

Keep up the great work, America!

Thanks! I was very pleased with myself. 😂

Or severely reduce the threshold for getting classified as in poverty. Look at how many fewer people are impoverished now that the ceiling is so much lower!

Nah, I totally get it. My initial comment seemed a little unhinged, I was mostly just feeling comraderie with a fellow newlywed. Anyway, thanks for listening to my reply and stuff and being nice to me about my unhingedness. :)

I was thinking that, but also that now Ariana Grande is going to have to make a statement about terrorism and tragedy, and that’s pretty crappy. Like...her job is singing and having a ponytail and suddenly she gets swept up into something like this.

That makes me very happy to hear! Husband and I are both very lucky to have parents who have been married for decades and are still happy. I’m not sure about his folks, but mine were very transparent about the fact that there’s some shit and it’s not always great, but also that they stuck it out because they’re…

I think my comment made it sound like I think every year forever is going to be wonderful, and that’s not really what I meant! I fully expect there to be really really hard, shitty times. How could there not be? For now, though, I’m happy and excited to be married, and I want to hold onto that if I can. Let’s say I’m…

Of course it’s not always going to be easy or fun. It just surprises me that so many people say the first year is supposed to be so hard when it seems like it should be the easiest. I think I can be really into being married right now and also realistic that it’s not always going to be like this. We’ve spent…

Me too, girl. (I don’t actually know if you’re female, but I stand by the phrasing!) My 1st anniversary is coming up in a couple weeks, and I’ve been thinking that same thing. Being married rules. Having a constant partner has made every part of my life better, and I’m so flipping excited that we get to hang out for…

That sounds like a nightmare! I had scabies once. A dermatologist told me it was eczema until I gave it to my bestie. Oops!

He tried to buy a replacement. It wasn’t the same.

I had two I can remember clearly:

Yes. Yes, they will.

I’ve been rolling this one around in my head for months, and I genuinely can’t make a choice.

I can’t be certain, but it may have something to do with the fact that only one of them has a vagina?