He’s secretly watching women pee in heaven now. *Amen*

My gyno doesn’t place the implant anymore because such a high percentage of patients have them removed before one year. It’s like 80% or something.

I read up on it after the fact, and apparently the “playing possum” is an involuntary physiological response to stress. Meaning that it’s not so much pretending to be dead as it is being unconscious. So the good news is it couldn’t have bitten me, whether it wanted to or not!

I was also delightfully tipsy, which helps with the “get shit done” mentality.

I knew what that meant, and rationally I knew that was a thing, but for some reason I forgot when I was physically touching the animal. Probably because I was trying not to freak out? I don’t know. The whole thing was crazy.

We have them in Tennessee now. I don’t remember seeing them when I was growing up, but they’re definitely around these days.

Omg, my dog pulled a dead possum out from under the deck and so I picked it up and put in in a bag outside the yard so I could call the dead animal people to get it, but the next morning it was gone. It had been playing possum. I had moved a LIVE POSSUM.

I thought Sweet Angel Divine was an exclamatory phrase. Like “Great Scott!”

😂😂😂

I feel like Lindsay Graham probably has, too.

Senator Blanche Devereaux 😂😂😂

Ah, yes, the famed “I’m rubber, you’re glue” legal framework.

This is fucking inspired casting! Somebody get Lorne Michaels on the horn!

He’s probably right. Trump wants to make an obscene amount of money, and maybe doesn’t want to lead a dictatorship. The people (lbr, person) actually drafting legislation *absolutely* want the country to become a dictatorship.

This makes me feel something in the neighborhood of hopeful.

#christiecookie

*shudder*

That header photo made me physically recoil in horror.

YES! Because OF COURSE that’s his name.

This. The data is very clear. I guess people can argue all they want, but the science just doesn’t support spanking as effective, and, in fact, it tells us it’s damaging.