Sweet Jeebus that’s tacky and ridiculous!

Not preggo, can def smell electricity sometimes. Also, vacuuming has a smell. All vacuums smell the same.

After seeing Roberto Benigni win the Oscar when I was a kid, I asked my uncle to take me to see it. I had no idea it was a Holocaust movie. Imagine my surprise and horror as the movie continued.

My in-laws are in Edmond and said that one earlier this year was the first that was big enough to wake them and be scary. It’s all that fracking fracking.

Teeny baby feets are the best! And chubby baby thighs! And their sweet heads!

I’m glad Kroger supports some good stuff! We shop there, because there’s not much else around us.

Sadly, Kroger is a pretty terrible employer, as far as fair compensation and benefits for employees go.

Not gonna lie, I’m all about Evil Taylor Swift.

I cannot even begin to fathom how terrifying this political climate must be for people who aren’t white. I mean, I’m scared, but this is anger level.

I get her point completely. You’re right, she’s not wrong. It just bugs me that she went straight for body stuff. ☹️️

Goddammit, Patti Smith.

Before we met, my husband ended up in the ER with a tonsil so swollen it was blocking his airway. It was full of pus and they had to cut it open and drain it. Afterwards, he had to keep a cup with him to spit into. So gross! So glad it was before my time.

The Pledge-a-Picketer is the BEST. It makes them SO MAD.

Thank you for reminding me of this hilarious incident!

I have a Ryan Lochte comedy bit that fucking kills, so I need him to continue to be ridiculous for as long as possible. Gotta squeeze as much mileage out of it as possible.

Yesss the Wikipedia ploy synopsis! I can’t handle watching them, but damn if I’m not curious about what happens. Glad to know I’m not the only one.

That, too! You’d better believe that if I got pee on the seat, I’d clean it up. /self-righteous indignation

You’re completely right. I almost didn’t even remember the “woman screaming horrible obscenities at everyone in the bathroom” incident. Any other place and it would be something I’d tell people had happened or something.

The bathroom in Penn Station is fuckig terrifying.

Oh my god I would have died. I hope the incident didn’t scar you or anything, because I laughed very very hard at your story.