Omg, the hovering. I have no idea why women insist on doing this. Just wipe the flipping seat before you sit down! What kind of ass-borne illness do people think they’re preventing by getting piss all over the seat?

Well shit, you sure know how to create an effective cliffhanger!

That’s so weird and amazing!

Jessica William and Chris O’Dowd in a movie together is a dream!

I’ve been married about 4 months, and I feel completely the same...

She looks so different these days! And I had no idea Frederick’s of Hollywood was still a thing.

I’m a pretty big fan of the celebrity “happy birthday” post to someone who’s barely in a picture. I think it’s hilarious.

Now I’m imagining a clown van that has like 75 clowns in it, and they just keep coming out one after another and it’s incredibly funny to me.

That’s the best possible scenario.

I do that with my husband. Because I’m mean. It’s hilarious.

Oh my goodness, no. No more toys that sing “Let It Go”!

Aquarium membership is a great gift! People love to give kids endless piles of stuff.

I'm glad she at least asks first! And then listens when you say no.

Clearly, many people love it! I, personally, find its little face unsettling...

It's really scary looking. 😕

My husband has one that sits on a tiny deer under the tree, and it's so creepy!

Some of those things I do like to see, but that Elf on the Shelf can diaf!

Don't apologize on my behalf. I love a good sentimental ramble!

I love this! She must really love you, and you must be really special to her. How amazing that you were able to provide her some calm as she ushered new life into the world.

Almost certainly. 😭