I am also in a city with nonstop construction. It's endlessly frustrating, in so many ways.

X-FILES WAS A DOCUMENTARY!

And even then making sure you're shuffling your feet so as not to step on a ray. *shudder*

This song does nothing for me. But I do like her clothes!

I just saw this meme for the first time the other day and now I'm laughing at this horrible article because I'm thinking about it. You're so right.

That's very interesting! And makes me feel a little better about my one squinty eye.

Gwen Stefani is starting to look like a Gwen Stefani impersonator.

Makeup is so awesome! The burn is already way better after a good night’s sleep. I def just need to calm the fuck down!

I’m mostly worried about the center of my chest tanning and my shoulders/outer chest still being pasty, but the burn is actually already much better today and I am officially convinced I was just overreacting. I’m still doing the lotion, though!

I got a sunburn on my chest today and I’m getting married in two weeks and now I’m going to be multicolored and I hate that I even care about this shit!

Isn't it funny how they always seem to be allergic to everything that isn't dilaudid?

I love my Elomis and Panaches! I’ll have to look into this custom Enell business, because wearing multiple bras to workout is obnoxious.

I just looked up the Enell and it doesn't come in my size. 😭

Why oh why do people think it's appropriate to tell us to have reduction surgery? Or just assume that we want to? I hate it.

Ugh, people started askin me if my tits were “real” when I was like 12. Wtf is wrong with people? Yes. Yes, they are. I was a child.

I was just saying that this has all the parts of a summer jam, but somehow it doesn't gel.

I really like Pitbull’s music...except for the parts with Pitbull.

Oh my gosh I love this story! Surely it was massively disappointing for him at the time, but what a ridiculous toy to exist. 😂

I’m getting married in a few weeks, and people just CANNOT with the idea that we’re not having a shower. “Are you sure? But people want to do that!”

Gwen Stefani is starting to look like a Gwen Stefani impersonator and I don't like it.