It seems so obvious now that that was a joke. Whoops! It's a pretty fun job most of the time. Right now I'm down for the count after wrist surgery, but hopefully I'll be back in the game in a couple weeks.

So, it’s actually Audio Science, and I only know that because my former boss is her MIL and also couldn’t remember the kid’s actual name.

Most of the time I'm too busy physically interpreting to be able to interrupt, even if I wanted to. More so than being worried about losing my job, if I stop someone to make a comment, then my student doesn't get communication access during that time, and I feel very very guilty about that.

I think a big part of it is that I'm physically interpreting. If I was note taking or something? It would be on.

Ugh, I’m a sign language interpreter at a college, and the *worst* thing is not being able to stop people and be like, “Ummm, you’re full of shit.”

Oh my gosh I can just imagine a cute toddler being flabbergasted by that! The image is delightful.

I just laughed so hard at this that I startled my boyfriend and am also crying delicious schadenfreude tears.

WINNER!

Nooooo! That simultaneously makes me want to face palm and cry because it's so infuriating and also sad.

Cry those big, delicious tears, you piece of shit.

I’m desperate to find a picture or video of the hind legs thing. I’m a masochist, clearly.

That is a sad, Internet blind spot.

Well shit, now I want to see it!

Can you imagine? I'd pee myself, for sure, if I didn't have a heart attack.

Did you find anything? I'm fascinated.

I hadn't even thought of it that way...

Ok, it sounds amazing! But I'd pee myself if I was faced with one of them.

Oh my god, apparently they can sprint on their hind legs when threatened. Terrifying!

I look like this now. I’m not, nor have I ever been, pregnant. Pizza is delicious and I’m not sorry.

Oh my god that baby! The dimple! 😍😍😍