Jiminy cricket? Rubbers? I think Ted Cruz may secretly be an old timey steel tycoon.

Me too, girl. Me too.

They speak different languages. I really hated this movie. Two hours of my life I'll never get back.

Roseanne’s contour, tho

It's looking like I'm going to lose my ACA coverage starting January 1, and I'm sad.

After date 3, no more ghosting.

I hope you spread this sentiment far and wide! I’m always shocked at how few men come out against the ‘men can’t help themselves, the woman is the gatekeeper’ trope. If I were a man, I’d be pretty pissed about that.

Also in TN. Just saying hey. Because sometimes it feels like we're isolated from sanity.

Oh my god that's awesome.

But what if I put one in the sticker book and then found another place for it? Ahhhh!!! I have issues.

When I was a kid, I was always stressed out about where to put my stickers. I was terrified that if stick one on a piece of paper, only to immediately realize there was a better place, but it would be too late.

I used to think emojis were dumb. Then I got an iPhone and realized the error of my ways. 🧀🌶🐙🐠🌪🐚👾🚀

HOW?

It is! It pairs very well with strawberries.

Because it was almost certainly a snowy night when Jesus was born, surrounded by reindeer with ornaments hanging from their antlers.

The whole thing is almost unfathomable to me. I truly can't wrap my head around a person containing that kind of evil. Obviously people like this exist, but I can't imagine how.

Ugh, that's so gross and heartbreaking. :(

That’s true. In any case, the amount of money she got doesn’t change how shitty she is, but it always surprises me to see how little $$ so called “entitlements” actually are.

1. I am amazed and horrified by the depths of human cruelty sometimes. It’s mind boggling in its magnitude.

I'm in Nashville, too! I wonder if it's the one on Charlotte out by Costco?