I mentioned to my dermatologist that I like the spray but I heard it’s not very good and he was like, “What? The spray is fine.” So....yay?

I'm calling it. This is the best story.

THERE’S A VIDEO PREVIEW??!!!?

Bahahahahaha! Honestly, I was surprised the shrimp picture wasn't a shrimp cocktail situation.

Sorrryyyyy. But they're extra creepy, yes.

My favorite thing about these is that no fetus looks like that! Those things look like people, only tiny. Fetuses look like prawns until remarkably far into pregnancy.

It *is* hilarious! But the reason it's hilarious is sort of heartbreaking. Amy has been on point this season.

It is. From the most recent episode. It's all about these women on a panel apologizing excessively. It's pretty spot on.

I think for him it read as an almost absurdist sketch. But for me it was kind of sad and truthful. This season has been like that. It's been really direct and biting. Which is great! But something about this just made me feel sad.

This sketch made me want to cry. I don't think my boyfriend got it.

When I read your posts, I imagine you *are* actual tiny baby Ariana Grande and it makes your (already superb) comments even more delightful. I just thought you should know.

You know what fucking sucks? I’ve never intentionally tanned in my life, by, as the dermatologist says, I still have “a significantly greater risk of developing melanoma than other people.” It's really not fair. /sadrant

Whatever, you can still totally do it with your knees together!

I mean, I only knew of “swole” in the colloquial sense. I guess that was what it meant after all.

So “swole patrol” surely means something real, but I don’t know what it is so I’m imagining a bunch of really beefy dudes walking around the mall or whatever in a group and people are like, “Here comes the swole patrol!”

My mother is a brilliant, loving, hilarious, kind woman. My mother also believes the microwave can fix anything. For this reason, we have several microwave-centric stories. First, as a child, I spilled water on my homework and was devastated. What was I supposed to do now? Turn in wet homework? Never fear, Mom to the…

Theboyriots thought it plugged up the Fallopian tubes. At which point I found a diagram online for him. So funny!

Sometimes when I’m stuck in traffic and I hate my life I’ll think, “Maybe we should move to Oklahoma and be near the in laws.” Then this shit happens and I realize I'd fucking die in OK.

Oh god I forgot how much I love Harry Styles crying gifs.

I got to meet her a few months ago when she was in town and she's just as nice as she is funny. You should listen to her podcast if you don't already. Because she's fantastic and I want everyone to love her.