Was it Jackie Kashian? I love her.

My heart was (and still is) also broken.

Is there a Gilda’s Club near you? They have amazing resources for anyone whose life has been touched by cancer.

THEY LET HIM COME BACK?!!?!? What the actual fuck?

They put out all the stock they'll get. Which seems insane, but I guess also worked?

No restock. The whole thing is madness!

The Target my manfriend works at here in Nashville sold out in nine minutes, apparently. I mostly feel bad for all the shoppers there for toothpaste or whatever who didn’t know it was going to be a madhouse.

That dog thinks that baby is also a dog.

Back in college I was a smoker and an acrylic fingernail wearer. One fateful Halloween, I’m standing outside at a party holding whatever excessively alcoholic beverage I was drinking and I guess some drink got on my finger. Anyway, I went to drunkenly light a cigarette and my thumb caught on fire. Thankfully it was…

When my dad was a child, he fell off a horse and had to get stitches in his face/mouth. They stitched his mouth a little too small, and now he makes hella noise when he eats. Even though he’s my father and I love him and I know it’s not his fault? It pushes me to the edge of sanity. If I’m already a little irritated,…

Well that's fucking delightful. I'm choosing to ignore the fact it didn't become real.

I'm an interpreter. Recently, I was in the house while the boyfriend was outside and he sticks his head in the door to yell that there are people signing outside. So what did I do? I threw on some shoes and ran outside to make some new friends! Most American hearing people would think that was absurd and…

Can it be RHPS starring my boyfriend? Cuz I'd watch the shit out of him in some lingerie.

I'm literally crying I'm laughing so hard at this! I'm so sorry that happened, but holy moly it's a great story.

Now that you mention it, though, I think I saw at least one episode with Ethan Embry. I remember because I registered surprise and was all, “Is that Ethan Embry?!?” Then my friend was all, “Who?” And I questioned our friendship.

I know plenty of people who love that show. I just don't get it.

I'm not even sure what he's been in recently.

It can be tough. Have you ever heard of Jackie Kashian? She's a comedian who has a podcast called The Dork Forest. Anyway, she met her husband online and has a great bit about online dating. You should look it up. I think it would make you feel better about the whole thing. :)

I just made my friend watch it the other night and I couldn't believe how young he was! When I first saw the movie forever ago I thought he was so hot, and now he's essentially a baby.

I second this! So many frogs.