Looking back, it's hilarious. At the time, I was certain I would die of embarrassment.

I *love* TMI and am dying to know more about this undies situation!

The year is 1997. I'm 9 years old, opening presents with my huge, Catholic family, as always. It's time to open my last gift, a box from my parents. The whole family watches as I unwrap the box, open it, and reveal... a butterfly print training bra and matching underwear! I. Am. Mortified.

I'm imagining Femra as a Godzilla style creature who rises out of the sea and fucks shit up.

I got one at Target and it's amazing. Gilligan and O'Malley brand.

That's incredible! The part about your dad.

Ugh, I did that same thing, only it was a Power Rangers bookmark (nerd alert!) from Kmart. My mom made me give it back and I was traumatized. Never again.

I had a copper IUD and it was terrible. I was in constant pain and I hated it. I have a Mirena now, and I love it!

IUD 4 LYFE!

I feel like there's a hanging Chad joke in there, but I fear it's relevancy has passed, and the joke would probably be gross.

I hope this is an actual thing you did. It's fucking brillz and I'm probably going to steal it.

I plan to drink, decorate for Christmas, and have sex with my boyfriend, who finally has some time off after 10 consecutive days of working retail hell.

It sure does! And so soothing.

A tampon dipped in Greek yogurt is the business! My friend was horrified by this prospect until she got a case of the itchy vag (non-STD related, of course) and took matters into her own hands. It's a miracle worker!

I very much want to marry my current partner, but damn if it doesn't scare me sometimes to think about.

It took me quite some time to really register that I had been taken advantage of when I was 14. Lots of people don't understand how that could be. I'm so very sorry that that happened to her, but so grateful that she's speaking up. Someone with her level of name recognition can really put these realities in the…

My biggest complaint is that everyone acts like they've never heard about fucking brunch. Multiple people at the hotel and around town looked at us like we were asking where to buy meth.

My boyfriend is from Oklahoma and we went this summer to see his family. I was pleasantly surprised by it. OKC was fun (I'm really into zoos), Tulsa was pretty cool, and Lake Eufala was delightful.

Omg Goetta is delicious as long as you don't look at it too much while you're eating it.

I actually went to both Cleveland and Oklahoma City this summer and was shocked at how unshitty they were.