I thought this was going to be a story about some sort of weird genital-eating shower bacteria. I'm so glad it was about the perils of owning dangly parts instead.

Years ago, Chris LeDoux recorded a song my dad wrote. We were sad when he passed. :(

Holy moly! That would almost be hilarious if it wasn't so demeaning and horrible. And mid-20s? Obviously it's a terrible story no matter how old she is, but it seems even *worse* that she's not like 85.

I'm so behind the times.

I wonder why some celebrity relationships seem more important to us than others.

That doesn't surprise me. He has that "Marry Me" song, and instead of being a sappy proposal song, it's like, "someday I'll totes want to get married to you but definitely not right now."

Wait, when did they break up? I feel oddly upset upset about this new information.

Finding out he was a libertarian. *shudder*

That, my friend, is a look of pure, unadulterated joy.

I got my Mirena in September. Hang in there! It gets awesome sooner than you know. :)

The boyfriend is definitely going with me! At this point I feel more inconvenienced and frustrated than scared or sad.

I'm over the initial fear, I think. It's just crappy! Thankfully my boyfriend is amazing and has been incredibly supportive and wonderful.

Thanks. :)

I hope I get to see my cervix! That would be awesome.

A couple weeks ago I had my pap test done and had some abnormal cells. They did an HPV test. This week it came back positive, and I have to do a colposcopy/potential biopsy next Monday (a week from tomorrow). I wasn't handling it well at first, but am doing a bit better now.

I feel especially bad for parents with babies on planes. Sometimes air travel is something you need to do. It's not like somebody brought an infant to a play or something. When the baby starts crying (or making any noise at all) you can just feel people get immediately frustrated. I think that when that happens, the…

Nosh pit? Martha Stewart is a goddamn national treasure.

Hypothetical potential future Christians!

That seems like more of a Joe Biden thing.

Hannibal Buress opened for Dave Chappelle last year here in Nashville and he was so. flipping. funny. And I was a little in love with him on Broad City. Now I love him even more... Is 26 too old to have posters of cute boys on my bedroom wall?