My cousin's head was so big that he broke my aunt's pelvic bone on the way out. He finally grew into his head, but definitely looked like a lollipop for several years.

A bionic cervix would be the business! Think about it: time to dilate? My bionic cervix will be a 10 whenever it's time. IUD insertion? Let me just open the door and let you in.

The woman in the picture looks just like Take Swift pretending to be surprised she won an award. I love it.

I was successful too! We may have found the only 2 non-creeps.

I met my boyfriend online on OkCupid. It took a fair amount of bullshit, but he's been totally worth it. Which is to say, online dating can be great! It's anecdata, but I'm really glad I put myself out there and held on.

I wish they would do the glazed donuts without the glaze. They're so light and fluffy! But so much damn glaze. It interferes with my enjoyment.

Lolsob. My boyfriend was mystified when I started talking about street harassment. Thankfully he's amazing and believed me immediately. Then started asking our female friends and continued to be horrified not only that the harassment happens, but that he never knew.

I got my Mirena last week! I have nothing of substance to add, I just like to talk about my uterus on the internet.

I had never thought about that before. That is interesting.

"If I smile, will you go fuck yourself?" It's a line I've never had to use, but it's in my back pocket, just in case.

Hilariously, the scissors part htur not at all. I'm a Diva Cup fan. I had heard the suction can pull it out, so it's retired. I've heard that a lot of women stop bleeding at all, so it'll hopefully cease to be an issue. As much as I love the cup (and I do! My boyfriend is joking about giving it a Viking funeral…

Insertion was kind of terrible. It feels like an enormous uterine cramp. I also had to get mine inserted twice in rapid succession due to some unruly scissors (to cut the strings) pulling it partway out. Definitely not a common experience. Take ibuprofen beforehand.

Your experience is just as valid and important as promiscuous people's. In fact, we don't have a perspective of what it's like *not* to sleep around. And what you say about not being able to have sex with someone to whom you're not deeply committed is essentially the same sentiment expressed in the article: know…

I got an IUD last week. It's already an amazing decision!

I was expecting this to make me happy, but instead it made me sad. She seems genuinely scared. I just want to give her hugs and make her feel better and show her that strange man *is* her daddy!

I've long said that Martha seems like she can hang. I'd kind of like to get drunk with her and bake things.

Met my dude on OkCupid. Been together 7 months, would totally marry him tomorrow. It can happen! It just requires some perseverance, which can be really shitty. Good luck!

I just really hope I never have to date again. Ugh.

My boyfriend is from Oklahoma. Leading up to our trip for me to meet his family, all he could talk about was Braum's (we're in Tennessee and don't have them here). I thought he was full of shit, but it's so good!

Holy delicious, Batman! I've got the vapors.