It would definitely be a hilarious comedy of errors.

I couldn't figure out why it looked like she fell off her bike on the way there. Ill-placed glitter makes a lot more sense!

Men in makeup and women's clothes. Up until recently, though, none of my partners had really embraced that part of me. Earlier this year, the bf texts me that he has a surprise. When I get over to his place, he puts me in his room, goes into the adjoining bathroom, and tells me I'm not allowed to peek. He then…

My period is late. Only by a day, but usually I'm like clockwork. I'm stressed about it, my boyfriend remains unconcerned. He's clearly in the right here, but I can't stop thinking about it!

My dog is super confused by the Gaga dog voice.

Kicked IN THE NUGGINS!

I HATED Love Actually. Hated.

I will! I am!

Sadly, I think it's just life as a heterosexual woman in your 20's. That shit is brutal! I almost feel like an asshole for having had such success with it. It's like I'm leaving my sisters behind.

That can be really shitty. I'm sorry. Just know that it can and does work out!

Ok, we'll give it another try!

My boyfriend and I only made it 30 minutes in before turning it off. Is it worth it to try again and watch the whole thing?

I met my boyfriend on OKC, and it's going exceptionally well. Basically 95% sure we're in it for the long haul. Having said that, it took a while to find him in the massive hellscape that is the internet.

This is my exact dilemma!

The boyfriend is trying to convince me to go to Bonnaroo this year. There's bands I'd love to see! A road trip sounds super fun! And yet... I just...

That's an awesome idea! I'm going to keep that in my back pocket for if I ever get married. (I'm unashamed to be stealing a random person from the internet's wedding favor idea.)

I'm very glad to read this. I recently started seeing a guy and we've very very quickly veered into a shacking up situation. I like to hear stories where that's a totally viable relationship path!

He should have waited to say something. It seems like one of those dude thing, though. You know the one: he thinks he's being helpful, but the timing is all off.

The dude I'm seeing swears by Buckle's flared jeans. There's a name for them, but I don't remember what he told me they're called.