I live in Nashville. I can assure you this is a real thing. And it's on private property, so there's not a damn thing we can do about it.

I had a weird thing happen with my mom (an otherwise awesome lady) the other night and I wrote a blog about it. Trigger warning for talk of assault:
http://thegirlriots.kinja.com/i-still-rememb…

I want Jessica Williams to be on the show every night. She's so funny!

You can also get off brand replacement pads that are way cheaper than the actual Swiffer ones. I also only have 2 small rooms with floors that need sweeping and mopping, so it works out really well for my purposes.

I'd also like to mention that that word "lollerskates" makes me laugh really hard. I'm also a fan on "roflcopter."

Who hates pie? You tell me who hates pie, right now!

I was so anti-Swiffer. So much trash that'll just end up in a landfill! Then I bought one. GET A SWIFFER RIGHT NOW. The dry dust cloths pick up all the dog hair in my kitchen/bathroom! The tiny ones that the broom doesn't get! And don't even get me started on the moppy pads. I have a wood laminate floor that you can't…

Does this make anyone else really miss Regretsy?

But I love my NuvaRing! Everything is stupid.

Three things:

Hooray UT! I actually get a little nostalgic for it sometimes.

I graduated 2010, so I probably wouldn't have had any opportunity to run in their circles. Also, I basically only hung out with crusty kids. These women clearly shower more than we did.

I went to UT. This suddenly makes so much more sense.

I actually really like the bob on Miley! And ridiculous Carrie Underwood is ridiculous.

It's totally normal! Probably a good call not to drop the love bomb yet, but you're not weird in any way for feeling that way. :)

Beatle boots! I had no idea they were called Chelsea boots. Anyway, I think they could work with your current jeans. I certainly don't think they'll look bad. But I do think that maybe once you have them you may want to get a slimmer pair of jeans to go with them. May I ask if there's a specific reason you stick with…

I'm supposed to be writing my Statement of Purpose for grad school and I just. Can't. I'm completely stuck. Thoughts? Advice? Funny websites for wasting more time?

I've got a 30 pack of toilet paper from Costco and a grad school application to finish. Come at me, bro!

Ugh, all the sads. I really do feel just terrible for her.

When my little brother took the ACT last year, none of the kids could sign their papers. They didn't know how! Which I think is both hilarious and really telling about the far reaching effectsof technology. Like, who would've thought the internet would inadvertently cause the end of handwriting?