It takes place in Sunnydale, which is on a Hellmouth. And you said something about the gate to hell and I got all excited for Buffy.

It was really lame joke. Nerd alert!

Did you go to college in Sunnydale?

Ooooh, yeah, I'd forgotten about that one! I want an update!

I haven't even read the article yet, but I popped in to mention that I farted on a dude once. During sex.

Jeez! If only dogs knew how much pain that causes us when they do that!

Oh my god, that's terrible. When my dog was but a wee pup (ok, she's never been wee, but when she was 1), she ran into a busy street and got hit by a car. On my birthday. The driver of the car gets out and starts screaming at her and she just keeps running. I'm screaming and crying and running after her with my pants…

So scary! I had a dream that my dog ran away last night and it was awful. I can't even imagine if she got sick from treats.

Oh my god, when I clicked on this I had no idea it was going to be THIS MADDENING!

I'm doing a bit of Musical Careers. I just recently transitioned to freelance interpreting, and now I'm getting the itch to go to grad school. My GRE scores are going to expire soon, so I think I'm doing it! I can keep interpreting during breaks, and if I get in I'll be able to do some cool research about deaf women.…

I kind of love it. It sounds like Justice did the backing track.

Ricki Hall gives me the vapors. Thank you, Dodai, for introducing me to this perfect specimen of manhood.

When I was 6, I had a power suit. It was purple and had a skirt and blazer, complete with shoulder pads.

I used to live in Knoxville. It definitely deserves its place on the list.

I really like the song, actually. And her makeup and hair look amazing. She's so strikingly beautiful. I wish so badly that I could pull of hair that short!

I'm really sorry I kind of personal-story-dumped all over your thread! I worry about this kind of stuff. I'm glad you're ok, despite the longer-term effects. Which maybe (probably) doesn't qualify as "ok," but you know. Alive and whatnot.

My dad had SVT. It started getting worse and worse until he got a heart monitor. It ended up getting to 240 bpm, and then he went into cardiac arrest for a second at home. My dad is also a musician, who of course went immediately in to record after sending the info from the monitor to the doctor, so when they called…

GET OUUUUUUT!

"Without slavery they'd be starving in Africa instead of over here with a grill and an Escalade." Actual quote. Headdesk.

I have no idea what the last sentence of my last post was supposed to say. Damn you, Swype!