I have tons of these ear plugs! You're kind of selling me on this. I member right or could be so!

Also, ever since I got into interpreting, I'm that asshole who thinks live music is too loud. You could basically say I'm no fun at all.
But maybe I'll go to a festival at some point. It would definitely be an experience! And I had no idea portable showers were a thing.

-I saw Dave Chappelle when he came to Nashville recently. The heckling happened here, too. It was pretty disruptive and terrible. He made some jokes about it in an attempt to get people to stop, but they wouldn't. I think he's got a very deep sadness in him, and having to deal with drunk assholes screaming his old…

I'm definitely guilty of referrng to my little brother's current girlfriend as a "starter girlfriend" (he doesn't know this, of course). He's a senior in high school and she's his first real girlfriend. She's nice enough, but I don't foresee it lasting when he goes to college and she's still here.
I feel like an…

I'm just the opposite of outdoorsy. The thought of camping and standing outside in the heat for 4 days just sounds awful to me.

Is this really what Burning Man is like? This is why I don't go to music festivals. Well, there are lots of reasons I don't go to music festivals, but festival clothing is definitely on the list.

I can't wait to talk to my mom about this. She loves a good upset as much as she loves tennis. Which is a lot.

Be still my beating heart. And I think we can all agree that the Navy has the most adorable outfits of the American military.

I just realized I'm not watching nearly enough Lifetime Movie Network.

Well, if Joss thinks Affleck can do it, then I think we all have to just accept it.

Dammit, Harry Styles. You are the light of my life.

This is clearly an Orphan Black situation.

Jesus! I wasn't prepared for that gif!

I, an otherwise rational 25-year-old woman, have developed a seriously giddy schoolgirl-style crush on him. Ughhhh.

I kind of like the remix.

Oh jeez. What a hottie!

Super true. And I just realized my first comment made almost no sense.

I feel this way too. BUT Kelsey Grammer is such a douchecanoe that I feel a little ok with it.

Omigosh I live in Nashville, too! That's all. I have nothing important to add, just wanted to say hey to a fellow Nashville Jezzie!

That's awesomeweird. Like, how cool that he gets it! But it has to be weird to have a stranger touch you and move your breast.