Right? I love football and sweatpants, and if he saw me he'd be all, "Ew! Is that nachos on your tshirt? You've had how many beers? Why does your hair look like that?"

I remember when my brother was about 6 he was in my cousin's wedding and wore a tux. With tails. WITH TAILS. Cutest damn thing I've ever seen.

My ovaries just twitched a little. How strange. He's just so adorable!

I'mma let you finish, but Vivienne Westwood had the best dick shaped jewelry of all time.

Well now I have to watch this. I mean, I was probably going to anyway. I love terrible shit.

That can certainly happen, but it's much much more likely to hasten during insertion, hence why they made you get screened before the device gets placed. Getting an STI with an IUD doesn't mean that you'll get PID, as long as you get treated like you normally would. Having said that, condoms are always a good plan,…

That is SO Raven.

I think we'd be correct to assume that we're just too funny, and they can't handle it.

Dudes on OkCupid never respond to my hilarious, thoughtful messages, either.

This was exactly what I was going to say.

I have this one friend who is stunning. Whenever we take pictures together, people constantly ask me who she is, etc etc. She's married, and never ever acts weird or mean about being pretty, but it's still sometimes strange for me when people (usually guys) are asking me all about her.

That's wonderful that you won! I read down-thread that you have something else lined up for September, which hopefully takes away some of the stress of this time. Hopefully you can turn it into a funemployment!

I have legitimately never faked an orgasm. Which is probably why dudes only sleep with me once.

This really highlights the issues inherent with corporate media consolidation. When one company owns most of the media, then certain viewpoints get silenced.

At Polly's wedding, Piper does say that she likes women and men. Which, granted, isn't the same as labeling herself bisexual, but was the only time I really felt like the show addressed it.

I hate myself so hard for thinking that was the greatest episode of Intervention. Uggghhhhh.

There are bunches of people at the old place I consider to be friends. It wasn't so much the people there as the job itself. I'm starting to get really excited about all the potential awesomeness I can fit into the coming weeks!

That always bugged me, too.

Europeans don't fuck around when they're being treated unfairly. While the violence is less than ideal (an understatement), I wish people here in the US would get a little more up in arms about things that are important!

This just made me tear up a little. (Can you tell I'm in a weird feeling vortex? Ha!) I'm so excited about being able to finally do all of those things! I haven't had any substantial time off in about a year. I want to make the most of this time, but it all seems overwhelming right now.