thegirlriots
thegirlriots
thegirlriots

Can we have a Robyn dance class? Somebody get on that.

THIS. The pictures on their own are striking to me (which, of course, doesn't mean it's ok, sometimes I like fucked up shit before I have a chance to unpack it fully realize how fucked up it is), but as ads, it's ridiculous.

I thought Jennifer Carpenter and Michael C Hall got back together! Brb, crying now.

I didn't get it at all until Star Trek. He sure looks good in a sweater!

My feelings about Ryan Lochte make me feel so conflicted and confused. Part of me would like to touch his parts, but the other part of me is like, "Ohhhh, honey..."

In my head I always imagine I'm an awesome artist. The reality is terrible.

That llama gif gets me every time. And the Taran Killam thing is amazing, too. Obviously. Because Robyn.

I LOVE THEIR EAR POINTIES! If I wasn't allergic to cats, and the owner of a grumpy dog who doesn't like sharing, I'd totally get an enormous cat with those pointy ear-furs. I'm sure they have a name, but I don't know what it is.

That's fucking delightful. I love it when big animals act like small animals.

Kelly Clarkson is getting married October 20th?!?!? That only gives me 5 months to meet her and become her bff!

Dude is probably completely right, but my high school gets on these lists and so I want it to matter because me me me. So... Inner conflict. :(

That's awesome. Can you just hear it now? "They want to take away my right to pierce my guns!"

Piercing guns should be illegal. They're not very sanitary, and cause a lot of excess trauma to the ear!

Jason Segel and Chris O'Dowd were roomies? Um... that's amazing.

From the thumbnail, I thought that was Taylor Swift.

I hate IPAs. But I will drink this beer because I love Hanson.

I think we all realize it's not any less gross, but handwashing stuff seems like the worst. thing. ever. So we just pretend like somehow our boobs don't actually sweat or bras have magical tit-dirt repellent or something. We're all just living the lie.

I wear a 36H. I own 2 bras. They do not get washed anywhere near as often as they ought to! Then again, neither does my non-bra laundry...

I miss it so much already! How are we going to make it 6 months?!?

The faces themselves are past the valley for me... but juxtaposed with the bodies? Nope!