When I was much younger, my mother told in no uncertain terms that she will absolutely NOT be in the delivery room with me if I ever have kids.

That struck me, too. I can't imagine the horror she must have felt and is still feeling, but how incredibly brave of her to refuse to remain silent!

No idea why, but I really don't think Hurt's going to be around for a long time. Certainly not several seasons.

I have so many feelings about it!

"It has even been shown to evolve in robots."

I have basically zero interest in becoming pregnant myself, but I ADORE seeing pregnant women. I love it when my pregnant friends post pictures of their pregnant selves on Facebook. They delight me.

That's not how you spell genius. Ughhhh.

Mike Judge is a genious.

Captain Jack, you are the light of my life.

I love that so much. And it makes me wish I lived in a place where I got to see stuff like that happen. Although, I'm in Nashville, so I guess I kind of do, but I don't think I've ever seen a famous person out acting weird. I've probably seen loads and just didn't notice, as we Nashvillians don't really care about…

And how do we get our comments to be black instead of grey? I'm not a troll. :(

Were you all like, "Aww, honey, you're not anywhere near famous enough to act like that."

THANK YOU. He is needlessly whiny and sentimental. He's the quintessential Nice Guy (TM).

Which is unusual, it's true! I still think he's the worst. I have a friend who thinks he's the greatest character. Romantic and whatnot. He makes me want to scream.

I'm so glad we're finally getting the ball rolling on this. I haven't been watching very regularly for the past season and a half or so because I got so tired of Ted Mosby being obnoxious. I think he's insufferable.

That's like the double rainbow of geekiness.

I think I'm becoming slightly obsessed with Gwyneth. It's just... every time she opens her mouth, something amazing happens. Whether it's talking about usually being stoned at awards shows, her pubic hair, or something wildly oblivious, it's always wonderful. This is how "hate watching" becomes "watching."

I love any opportunity to talk Uncanny Valley.

I'm getting to the point where I no longer want to leave my house.

I also have the neck line! It's the worst. Rationally, I know that it's a silly thing to be concerned about, but it still drives me crazy.