that just made my day

MY HEART

The combination xylophone/accordion music just was the cherry on top of this pile of adorable.

Why have I never seen this? Oh my god, I needed this so much today

Everyone should watch the video. Not all competitors are equally driven to win, but they are all, every single one of them, excellent good dogs.

But this means you get to plan for next year. Imagine: you could be there when Emma wins her 4th championship!

Nothing makes me sadder today and this whole week, than the fact I live in Berlin and missed this event.

I prefer pugs who can’t run.

And in today’s good news!

From Julian Carr’s 1913 Silent Sam dedication speech:

If your heritage involves traitors then GTFO!

The same fate awaits all traitors.

Historical commissions? As in, Ms. Violet whose great-great grandfather fought for the Confederacy and whose white feelings are going to be hurt from beyond the grave if a statue gets torn down? That historical commission?

Bye, bitch. A supine Silent Sam is a more accurate representation of the Confederacy anyway.

I hate to stoop so low as to play this card, but if you don’t take the deal, just remember that you would be left on the hook for being sick of this:

Oooh, hit a snag, I can’t get rid of Sessions, he makes the cute little E.L. Fudge cookies I like. I was planning on sticking him in a tree nearby once he is out of office so I can have an endless supply of cookies. And I like you guys, I think Sanders would just be too much, besides she’d become queen of the polar bea…

Fair. Now, can we talk about getting Rob Ray’s corpse back for Rob Rae? I know, you need a kicker. Rob Ray for Rob Rae and I’ll take BBQ Becky’s contract off your hands.

Okay, but I am keeping the maple sugar candies.

Oh, there’s shadow, and then there’s shade:

Sure. The video of a walking computer was made by computers and we're not supposed to be freaking out? WAKE UP SHEEPLE!