Did you see the hilarious and deadly accurate Sopranos parody featuring Cohen and some of his buddies meeting at a club?  It was gold.

No, he’s a proven crook who been getting a pass form other crooks.

You are correct, sir:

The problem is that he’s violating norms and expectations rather than laws. We need to elect representatives and senators who will codify those “gentlemen’s standards” into law so that this won’t happen again.

“The lack of loyalty these people possess is truly astonishing.”

The taxi medallions are also connected to Cohen’s father in law, who also owns a number of medallions. He is from the Ukraine and has been in the US since the mid 70s. His father in law, in the 90s, was convicted of money laundering. He was also suspected of funneling money through Trump’s company.

Didn’t Trump allude to taxi stuff in one of his twitter rants about Cohen?

When he just going to give it up? Seriously. Just take the deal. History will remember you In a decent light.

TWENTY MILLION DOLLARS

That is very nice of you, but I think that we should keep everyone guessing as to who has the syphilis.

Oh wow! Hahaa, it gets stranger every day... 

Fur Face Friday is a weekly post.It’s been a big part of my self care during these crazy times. Stop back in and please post pics of your pets if you have them!

It’s real. And the Prizzi Crime Family is less venal and more more competent than trump. But I don’t know if you’d enjoy it right now. If we manage to save our democracy it would be a fun celebratory read.

It’s Prizzi’s Glory! The third in the series by Richard Condon. I enjoyed it much more as a novel than real life.

Exactly. A *normal* administration would want to preserve its supply of “smartest guys in the room” for future use, but Trump’s mortal enemy is always the smartest guy in the room. 

If he’s using tweets to get Tesla private for cheap, he’s not in the right, he’s in jail.

Ok, one last try: the idea of “buy low sell high” is all relative to what you think the stock price may be in the future. The thing is, you have no clue what the stock price will be in the future compared with today. That’s why the phrase is meaningless and dumb.

Also, hire some people, delegate some shit, and go see your fucking kids. 

Stock dropping 8% in a few days, almost certainly off the buffoonery of its CEO, is news, even if the stock had risen a lot in recent years.