I can't believe there was no mention of the "give my regards to the molestees" line in this review. That's an all-timer. (and the "couldn't seduce a Spaniard" line was pretty great too)

Maybe now they do (if they're alive and not in prison), but this show is set in the early aughts.

I completely disagree with this review. Disclaimer: I was married with two kids, and had an affair with a waitress named Allyson (not Alison, but goddamn if that's not close enough for discomfort) that ended my marriage. Some of the scenes in this show turn my stomach by mirroring/echoing very specific experiences…

his "flashback" of Alison and Cole from this episode was what he was imagining while he was jacking off in the shower