I remember those leaflets. Not a good sign when you have to explain the dialog of movie before you see it.

Also known as the Mahdl-T - the one who will drive us to paradise and back.

"What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny?" "Make yourself at home?" "Marry my daughter?" You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons.

It Soviet Union, commercial break slam cuts to you!