They do have a health care plan. It’s called “Don’t get sick or hurt because if you do it’s your own fault.”

Here is another one:

I knew how to use an electric one. I remember just figuring it out for myself. From there, I’d use it to open cans of cat food. I remember my cat reaaaaallly liked me after that. :)

Where is this girl’s mother? I really hope Bean Dad only has visitation and the kid lives with her mom who feeds her without playing ridiculous games.