Knives Out sounds like a cross between Gosford Park and Sleuth (the 1972 original, not the crappy remake) by way of Agatha Christie, which means this is now at the top of my must-see list.

These reviews are incredibly hard to find on the website: they’re not categorized, they’re not on the TV Club front page, they’re not anywhere - I found it through Noel’s twitter. Seems to be the case for more reviews right now, but it’s kind of frustrating.

I legit thought, “Hey that’s Nick Frost” for about a second before my brain kicked into gear and identified that person as a small child.

Yeah that and the fact that him, Jim Carrey and A Wayans Brother are all literally extraterrestrial aliens.

And when Tom Hardy was on you had to watch each scene of his six times to understand a single word.

Sistine Stallone, daughter of guess who?

If that’s the case, I need to see Elizabeth Debicki dual-wielding guns ASAP. Widows was just an amuse-bouche.

It’s extra hilarious that you said streetlights, if that was the canonical line I would own that movie on bluray 

Wait, i heard there was going to be an ancient aliens // Egyptological one where they race up and down pyramids dedicated to the pharaonic Cat-goddess, exploring Her Mysteries and opposing her followers who exemplify the merits and flaws of Her feline worshippers.

In Fast 10: The Last and the Furious, Vinny Diesel literally merges with his car to become a transformer and he fights The Rock in Space.

and there are only so many times a scene can cut to Johnson pretending to drive a truck before everything starts to descend into weightless...mayhem.

As a Jew, I really, really hope you aren’t getting offended on my behalf. Inglorious Basterds is a bit of an exploitation film in the same way Django is, but come on man, pick your fucking battles. I’d argue Schindler’s List is far more exploitative than Inglorious Basterds. Holocaust cinema is gross and at least…

You Can’t Do That on Television, too.

Don’t forget Buck Rogers! And Tom Hanks in a dress ... them were glory days.

“That’s an elbow, son!”

True.

I’m really impressed with how they ramped up the body horror and the gore this season. It is a pretty huge leap from past seasons without quite pushing past the boundaries of what feels appropriate for Stranger Things: ‘Yes we’ll melt children into goo to create our monster’s body, but we’ll only show it happen to the…

Nothing will be sadder for me this week than the moment Alexei gets shot through his Woody Woodpecker doll.

Wouldn't he have scissors in the office? Think of the savings!