I saw a BMW with its turn signal on once.

...I don’t know that not wearing gear and passing on a double yellow equate to assault with a vehicle...

Because he has eyes and a basic understanding of how tires work?

Stancing a sports car is like hacking up a Gibson Les Paul to make decorative furniture. Sure, it looks cool to you and makes you happy. But for fucks sake, use an Epiphone.

Stretched, unsafe tires do not belong on public roads.