I wasn't aware Gawker covered race car drivers.

You’re right. There’s only things they can do. Like not be racist.

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL?

> Ambidextrous relief pitcher Pat Venditte is ambidextrous has been Major League Baseball for about a year.

This is no joke. Do not go motorboating.

Ironically, these are terrible conditions for motorboating.

You have never hung out with a baseball player.

“They only showed him kill that guy on replay” is my favorite comeback of all time now. Find that hill and die on it, buddy.