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Equally important: Drew Magary, USC quarterback.

Close, it’s almost burfict.

That’s some pretty good Steelers cosplay.

The end of the 2013 Iron Bowl is one of my favourite moments in sports history

+3 months with good behavior

Its not the first time a Stanford student has been called back for an unwanted smashing like that

Have we definitively concluded that every sport is better listening to the Spanish broadcast? Because if we haven’t, I’m saying it is.

Phrasing.

It’s the polar opposite for me, becasue asphalt is hard and water is not.

Jet boats suck, just get a regular boat.

Wait till you hit the water at 70 mph then decide.

Thanks. I'll remember to run my comments past you before I post them.

The ceremony will be held in the parking lot so everyone will have to look the other way.

I clicked on one of those “work from home and buy a Hyundai Sonata” links on a Gawker comment once and I ended up getting blackmailed into shitposting on Kinja sites every day. (This counts toward my quota right?)

No offence but I am sorry I am sad for you. I am sure your a great person though, grumpy cat obsession aside.

Actually, it’s nothing like that.

I know right? There’s this bizarro subset of Gawker Media commenters who click around a website they can access for free and then complain that the free content isn’t what they want. It’s astounding.

If nothing else, the end of Gawker gives another stock line to individual morons who NEED NEED NEED to complain about the existence of some post that doesn’t meet their inscrutable definition of what belongs on the other blogs.

If you don’t defend your trademark you lose that trademark.