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Equally important: Drew Magary, USC quarterback.

Close, it’s almost burfict.

That’s some pretty good Steelers cosplay.

The end of the 2013 Iron Bowl is one of my favourite moments in sports history

+3 months with good behavior

Its not the first time a Stanford student has been called back for an unwanted smashing like that

Have we definitively concluded that every sport is better listening to the Spanish broadcast? Because if we haven’t, I’m saying it is.

Phrasing.

It’s the polar opposite for me, becasue asphalt is hard and water is not.

Jet boats suck, just get a regular boat.

Wait till you hit the water at 70 mph then decide.

Thanks. I'll remember to run my comments past you before I post them.

The ceremony will be held in the parking lot so everyone will have to look the other way.

What kind of übernonce switches clubs? You are not a fan.

They don’t have speedometers either.

That is an absolutely horrible idea. Tons of people already get taken for a ride on non-FDA approved items and at best get better because placebo effect and what they had will pass naturally. At worse people are banking on fake drugs and losing everything, then dying a shitty death.

Except health insurance isn’t free. You’re paying for those free $600 Epipens with higher premiums.

It’s not free, it’s paid for by all of us behind the curtain of insurance- and since our taxes pay for insurance for others, we are literally spending our tax dollars to make these companies rich.

But remember, the problem here is all that awful red tape stopping corporations doing anything they want as the free-market is always the best solution. /s