Oh I’m absolutely calling someone a “tubby 2 shoes atheist” within the next 3-5 days.

Those ovations didn’t start happening until after 2004, though. Before that, he was still synonymous with failure for most people in Boston. Kids grew up thinking he cost the team the world series because their idiot parents couldn’t remember all of the other crappy things that happened in that game and series.…

Holy shit. You might be the most insufferable person on the Internet. And Donald Fucking Trump is on the Internet. Bravo, sir or madam. Please get back to us if you ever attend a party. 

Holy shit. You might be the most insufferable person on the Internet. And Donald Fucking Trump is on the Internet.…

I have been looking so forward to reading a long-winded, meandering, funny, weird, profound Drew Magary column about what the fuck happened to Drew Magary, and I was not disappointed in even the slightest possible way.

I feel like Petchesky was busy doing his job or something and that’s the only reason bubble hockey is as low as it is, because while this is an otherwise fine list, that is a goddamn atrocity.

There’s a reason I said half-assedly. You’re trying to expose her for, what, committing the moral crime of asking for help staying in the country? And then she got married, so you and your tag-team partner are obviously trying to point out scandalous dots for everyone to connect.

So just to recap, you’ve boiled yourself into a grudge against a news blog writer you don’t know, to the point that you’re trying to half-assedly doxx her and make entirely unnecessary personal accusations about her because you disagree with...something she wrote? Or because she doesn’t fawn over your Liberal gods…

Aw, I’m sorry your feelings got hurt because I think your band sucks. I actually skew pretty friggin mainstream. I just also have ears, which allows me to understand that Vampire Weekend has made one mediocre song and then repeated its formula a few dozen times.

Tell her I said to stop fucking children, it’s illegal.

Yeah, but they’re also fucking terrible.

Women’s hockey has never had a proper platform to be viewed, other than the every-four-year Lifetime movie known as the Olympics. So your suggestion that nobody wants to consume the product falls flat. The attendance sucks, yes, but there also hasn’t been any money to create interest, and in a crowded entertainment…

The intellectual dishonesty here is thick and rich, like a fine butter. You know exactly why women’s hockey hasn’t been able to support itself, and if you take 30 seconds to think about it, you know exactly why women’s hockey is deserving of support from the men’s side. And it IS a minor league based on dollars and…

1. Next time go write a fucking blog.

You need to slow down a bit, and try to read all of the words instead of just a few. At no point did I suggest women’s hockey would eventually feed into the NHL. The point is this: Affiliated Minor League Baseball is a sustainable model because of its affiliation with the major leagues. That affiliation is predicated…

No, minor league baseball exists because there’s a talent pool of players, the vast majority of which will never get to the major leagues. Otherwise you’d be looking at the NFL. The affiliation is built on the player pipeline, yes, but that doesn’t mean a pipeline is the only reason to form an affiliation. 

The point is that minor league baseball has a support system from MLB, and yes it’s specifically due to the player pipeline, but that’s also not the only reason a league could create such a support system. The sooner women’s hockey stops being treated like a novelty and starts being treated like another minor league,…

Thank you very much for explaining what the AHL is to me, as I am new to this planet and do not understand your peculiar ways. While you’re at it, would you explain the offsides rule to me?

The incentive would be bringing in an expanded audience through the partnerships with the women’s teams. If the Chicago women’s team has an obvious alliance with the Blackhawks, there’s opportunity for crossover, particularly in the form of bringing women in multiple age groups toward the NHL game. Whether that’s…

Minor league baseball should mean exactly nothing outside of the podunk towns that have teams. It doesn’t because it has a direct relationship to the major leagues, with New Era cap contracts and all of that crap. Women’s hockey will never have the footprint and clout of the NHL, but there’s no reason it has to be a…

I just want to say I’m proud of everyone in this thread. You were handed an opportunity, and by God you took it.