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Is that why the dude who said it apologized? Seems pretty weird to apologize for saying something if it’s truly and totally innocuous, no?

LOL, cool. Quitting on their argument is definitely something who is right about something does. See ya.

Doesn’t take a lot of effort to be outraged — look at you lazy fucks doing it because someone you don’t know got fired from a job for being racist.

You’re lazy as fuck if you really think that. But I don’t think you really think that. I think you just want an excuse to be able to say racist shit, because you don’t think you should have to change, but instead the culture around you should have to change. You’ll grow up some day. I’m pretty sure of it.

I’ve never called someone a monkey. I’ve never used a racial slur. I’m not pretending about those things. Racist thoughts have absolutely crossed my mind, and I own that, and I regret it. And I do everything I can to fix it for myself, to make myself better.

Who the fuck is “you people?” People who find offensive things offensive? People who think you shouldn’t call another human a word that suggests they’re no better than a primate? He didn’t call the guy an asshole, or an idiot. He called him a really specific term, which, unless you’re referring to someone deftly

I have exactly one Orlando Magic story: They were in town to play the Celtics a couple years ago, and I was waiting for my friend outside TD Garden when an uber minivan pulled up and three very tall dudes got out, looking pretty agitated and more than a little lost. I ask them if they need help finding something, and

I am so, so, so proud to be the 100th recommend on this.

Says the guy who has decided there is no gray area, Tony Stewart is a literal murderer based on some hazy video and a history of being essentially a hotheaded asshole after some races.

Why should I bother? You’re not listening to anyone else in this thread, what on earth would possess me to think you’d listen to me?

Because you’re such a genuinely curious person who walks around with the understanding that you don’t know everything and that making scattershot, snap-decision assumptions about everything is a poor way to live one’s life? Sure, I’d love to.

It wasn’t a stock car - and there’s no such thing as “a NASCAR.” That’d be like calling the ball Villanova played with last night “an NBA.”

Nah, it was pretty good. The guy even set it up for you. Just have a seat.

[points microphone at IceHippo73]
Sir, can you describe the sound you heard as the joke sailed over your head?

I read the whole thing, and I think I spent that whole time thinking, “OK, these lists are clearly insane and ridiculous, so there’s going to be some kind of crazy ironic meta twist that shakes the kid out of his list-making and reference-related masturbation. In the hands of a talented author, it could absolutely

This is really well said, but part of me wanted your hyperlink to direct to, like, the Yahoo Answers page for “What is a podcast?”

Because it’s not best in vertical. Every time, someone points out how awful vertical is, and every time, someone like you comes back with, “no actually vertical is best for this video because of reasons.”

Nope. You fucked up. Take the L and get over it.

This is a good thing, but it’s also damning evidence for every other shitty billionaire that says nothing about any meaningful moments in their community. It’s incredible how little you have to do to not look like a complete asshole when you’re this rich.

You’re a fucking idiot.