This is great, but whoever the hell thought Sergio “87 Waggles” Garcia could possibly compete in that kind of race is out of their mind.

It’ll be the brands first. My money’s on KFC.

Bunch of fuckin’ experts in this thread, huh? That’s exactly where the referee goes on a goal like that, because he has to see the inside of the net to confirm the goal. And he’s got almost no pads on, so he has to brace for the impact. Jesus.

Cricket is fun because when people talk about it, it’s a great simulation of what English must sound like to non-English speakers. None of that made any sense except for “great catch,” which it was.

There’s no way this was really written by Haisley. No existential drama, no meandering paragraphs on the glory of the aerial volley passing outside the post. Someone’s hijacked the entire site.

The referee is supposed to call it like a shoot, but the referee is also the in-ring director when it comes to events like a pinfall. Referees usually tell the talent to kick out when need be, so I’d imagine Robinson told both of them, somehow, “Neville kick out, then Jericho come after me and I’ll DQ you.”

Yeah, this headline is wrong. There’s no way Charles Robinson wasn’t aware of the injury - at least once he got a chance to talk to Neville after his slide.

Making it even worse is that he hurt the thing on a friggin’ baseball slide. All those crazy aerial moves, and he hurts himself because his shoe caught too much canvas on a slide. Sucks.

I’ll have to wait for Botchamania to come up with more isolated audio, but the way he yelled that, audible to the audience, made me think he was going for incredulous, i.e. “HE’S HURT? I DON’T CARE IF HE’S HURT! GIVE ME THE WIN!”

Except if you watch the video, that extended point where all three men are close together is when the ref and Jericho are checking on Neville and formulating a plan. So the referee did know he was hurt. Tapping out due to a (real) injury basically never happens in WWE. The fans want a real finish, and so does the…

Charles Robinson is one of the best in the business. I don’t think the finish was a botch, I think it was supposed to be a clean Jericho win (as others here have suggested), followed by a post-whistle beatdown that would bring Styles to the ring. Can’t really have Neville doing anything else with that leg, so they…

Yeah, let’s all take a timeout, huh?

I don’t care what time the games are on because I wasn’t stupid enough to have kids (you IDIOT). But every - EV-ER-EE - Warriors game should be on national TV. Do the thing they do with the Olympics where you put it on whatever godforsaken channel has an affiliation with ABC. Hell, ABC Family (sorry, “Freeform”) would…

I have a fairly small following on Twitter, but occasionally something I tweet will get a little bit of viral momentum, usually because the team that I cover said/did something weird/stupid/good/whatever. A few weeks ago, I had a tweet go seriously viral, because it mentioned a prominent figure who then retweeted it,…

Yeah, because not taking high-profile cases because they’re morally questionable is definitely going to be good for the business of a lawyer.

Fuck me, I have to agree with a lawyer. The obvious villain in this whole thing is the piece of shit who chased a woman all over the country to get his footage of her doing private things none of us ever worry about being made public. But if there’s a villain No. 2, it’s Marriott, not the lawyer they hired. The hotel…

I was thinking the same thing. I would LOVE to watch Golden State drop 130 on Houston four straight times. There’s a reason people watch the Globetrotters.

Two things that have nothing to do with the point of this entire post: “As always, don’t skimp on the scallions” is probably a line used by Brett Scallions, frontman of 90's alt-rock regret Fuel. At least it should be, because somehow he and his problematic nose ring were the first things I thought of when I read it.

It’s so dipshit American of me, but I’m legitimately confused anytime I see a lot of people at a tennis match that isn’t a major. I have no object permanence when it comes to professional tennis. If it isn’t one of the slams, I can’t figure out how anyone actually goes to see it, and it’s televised and there are…

Still 10 times more sincere and meaningful than tweeting “My thoughts and prayers...”