Like I wrote in my friend's wedding card, "Keep on partying, dudes!"

Sadly this might end up being the case.

So we're gonna have a goddamn Janet Jackson newswire, but absolutely nothing about Bruce Hampton? Alright, whatever.

Last night Bruce Hampton died onstage during a 70th birthday tribute concert. Is there going to be an article about him?

THERE GOES MY HERO
WATCH HIM AS HE GOES

That's no joke, just an addiction.

Honestly, he kinda sounds like the man.

Yeah I liked the bonus stuff. They did deluxe editions of entire discography through "Hail to the Thief", so it's really disappointing to find out that they held off on releasing a few songs so they could do a cash grab.

There was just a two-disc edition of this that came out a few years ago…

Oh shit my parents said the second one a lot too and I must have repressed it.

As my mom would always say whenever I told her I wanted anything, "How's it feel to want?"

Words cannot express how much fuck this woman.

Please tell me this is sarcasm. I need to know this is sarcasm.

read about bacon and other thinly veiled advertisements

Cool, looking forward to a new place where he can post all those "LOOK AT THIS ASIAN GUY DESTROY LIBERALS" videos that our neanderthal aunts and uncles can share on Facebook.

I work in post, so hopefully this won't affect me immediately, but I'm gonna be worried if this lasts as long as the last strike.

What about self-righteous outrage?

I didn't know Elliott Kalan was writing for it. He's a good ass funny man!

"Ooooh… you wanted that USA hacked? Whoops!" ~ Russian spies

Los Angeles has a large Japanese and Korean population, and I have to tell you that the batshit shows those channels air are way more entertaining than anything on FOX and ABC.